You’re Getting Old When…

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Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.

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A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.
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Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

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You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.



At my age, “getting a little action” means I don’t need to take a laxative.

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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

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The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.

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You’re getting old when “getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

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