Please Help These Foreign Students.
They can’t afford school supplies and need our help!
I hate it when people forward bogus e-mail warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple of times by mistake…but this one is real, and it’s important!!
Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the hot weather and they ask you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up…DO NOT DO IT! IT IS A SCAM! They only want to see you naked!
I wish I’d gotten this warning yesterday. I feel so stupid.
In response to emails regarding my dog…
Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six people wearing Obama tee shirts, four wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two “progressive” Democrats, nine teenagers with pants hanging past their cracks, three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
FOR THE LAST TIME… THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
I’M TRYING TO TALK HIM INTO QUITTING SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE BAD TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH