Have you ever wondered why

it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, Scots, Rednecks, etc., but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it’s time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So in a Jeff Foxworthy style, we would like to include the Muslims on the list…

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor….  You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can’t afford shoes…. You may be a Muslim.

3.  If you have more wives than teeth…. You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean…. You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide…. You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can’t think of anyone that you haven’t declared jihad against…. You may be a Muslim.

7.  If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing…. You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs…. You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four…. Then you, too, may be a Muslim.

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10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America.
                               But if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim.

Remember: INCOMING GUNFIRE ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY!


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Makes Ya Think

supergirl1Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days:

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”

The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

” Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”

The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”

The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”


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