Ole in Kansas

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside Buffalo , New York , scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles , California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside . Shortly afterward, a story in the LA Times read, “California archaeologists, reporting a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.” 
One week later, the Manhattan Mercury reported the following: “After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Flush, Kansas , Ole Olson, a heck of an engineer and a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kansas had already gone wireless.”  
Just makes a person proud to be from Kansas …………..


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