I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.