ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.
YES, HE BIT 6 PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS…
12 PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS…
2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS…
9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR ASS CRACKS…
2 FLAG BURNERS… AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.
BUT,FOR THE LAST TIME, THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE “BAD TASTE” OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
