I Know It’s Tuesday! Again!

Polk County Florida Sheriff Judd Grady:  You kill a  policeman it means no arrest…no Miranda  rights…no negotiations…nothing but as many  bullets as we can shoot into  you…PERIOD.
An illegal  alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled  over in a routine traffic stop, ended up  “executing” the deputy who stopped him. The  deputy was shot eight times, including once  behind his right ear at close range. Another  deputy was wounded and a police dog  killed.  A state-wide manhunt  ensued.  The murderer was found  hiding in a wooded area.  As soon as he  took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened  fire on him.  They hit the guy 68  times.
Naturally, the liberal media  went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the  poor, undocumented immigrant 68  times.  Sheriff Grady Judd told the  Orlando Sentinel:  “Because that’s all the  ammunition we had.”  Now, is that just  about the all-time greatest answer or  what!
The Coroner also reported  that the illegal alien died of natural  causes. When asked by a reporter how that  could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in  his body, he simply replied:  (BEST  QUOTE  ever) . .  ..
“When  you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna  die.”

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