Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

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A local barber shop installed a new robotic barber to take some of the pressure off of  the human barber . A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the “new barber” decided he would give it a try.

As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked the man, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replied, “140.” So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments,  insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said “This is really cool.”

Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot’s chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replied “100.” So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.

This man too thought to himself “Wow! This is really cool.”

Next, a third man stepped up to the robot’s chair, seated himself and the robot, as with the others, asked him “What’s your IQ?”

The man replied “50.”

The robot then said, “So, I understand you Democrats are really excited about Hilary running for president?”


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