Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite  animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn’t funny, but she  couldn’t have been right, because  everyone else  laughed. My parents told me to always tell  the truth. I did. Fried chicken is  my favorite  animal.
I told my dad what happened, and  he said my teacher was probably a  member of PETA.  He said they  love animals …….very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken,  pork and beef.  Anyway, my teacher  sent me to the principal’s  office. I told him what happened, and he  laughed, too.  Then he told me not  to do it  again.
The next day in class my teacher  asked me what my favorite live  animal was.
I told her it was chicken.  She asked me why, so I told her it was because
you could make them into  fried chicken. She sent me back to the  principal’s office.  He laughed, and told me  not to do it  again.
I don’t understand.  My  parents taught me to be honest, but my  teacher doesn’t like it when I  am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell  her what famous person I admired  most.
I told her, “Colonel  Sanders.”  Guess where I am now.

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