Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea…
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
‘Miss Beatrice’, he said, ‘I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl.
‘Oh, yes,’ she replied, ‘Isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. And, you know, I haven’t had the flu all winter.
PUNOGRAPHY….the lowest form of humor!
·I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
·When chemists die, they barium.
·Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
·I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop
·How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
·I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on
·This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d
never met herbivore.
·I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
·I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
·At the hospital they told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
·PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.
·Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
·Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory– I hope there’s no pop quiz.
·The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
·The old man didn’t like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.
·Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because
she couldn’t control her pupils?
·When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
·What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.