An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl  biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders a  shot of Jack Daniels . After sitting there for a while, he yells to  the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar  immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the  woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it  is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five  things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde  and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do  you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a  second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to  explain it five times.’



Four  Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having  coffee in St.Peters Square .  The  first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is  a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone  calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic  man chirps, “My son is a Bishop.  When he  walks into a room people call him ‘Your  Grace’.” 
The  third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal.   When he enters a room
everyone bows  their head and says ‘Your  Eminence’.” 
The  fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son  is the Pope. 
When he walks into a room  people call him ‘Your  Holiness’.” 
Since  the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee  in silence,
The four men give her a subtle,  “Well….?” 
She  proudly replies, “I have a  daughter,  SLIM, TALL, 38D  BREAST, 24″  WAIST and  34”  HIPS…

When she walks into a  room, people say, “Oh My  God.”

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