NEVER STAND IN LINE AGAIN

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A ‘TRUE STORY ABOUT’ General McChrystal’s resignation in Obama’s office from General McChrystal’s book!

NEVER STAND IN LINE AGAIN

Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others. When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, General McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren’t going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role as President.

“It’s not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it’s my job to support you as Commander-in-Chief,” McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation.

Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal’s resignation, the President made a cheap parting shot. “I bet when I die you’ll be happy to piss on my grave.”

The General saluted and said, “Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving the Army I’d never stand in line again.


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Save This Date!

Plan way ahead, all the airlines will probably get booked very early so you may have to go by Greyhound.

SAVE THE DATE!

Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016 @ 11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM

Address on “Being the Real You”

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke”

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

How to have a successful career Without ever having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl For serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session, Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, And on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”

7:30 PM

Breakout session with Bill Clinton

For women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM

The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting

General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”

9:00 PM

“Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times. With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”

Hillary Clinton

11:00 PM

Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

SOMEBODY SPENT A LOT OF PREMIUM TIME PUTTING THIS AGENDA TOGETHER, DON’T LET IT GO TO WASTE!


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