National Go Topless Day!


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Old Joke Retold

Three Political Opponents were on their way to watch a debate  when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a beautiful nude female dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Conservative took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.  The Libertarian took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.  Following their lead, the Republican took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection.
First, he lifted up the Conservatives’ cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Libertarian’s cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Democrat’s, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.  The Democrat was getting upset and finally asked, “What are you a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”
“Well,” said the officer, “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Democrat’s hat, I find an ass hole.”


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